Food Porn Monday
There you are, Little Star Pizza. I’ve been looking for you. I want to introduce you to my parents.
Dear burrito mojado from Taqueria Cancun,
Some people think you are “ugly hot” but, whatevs – all I can think about is how you are there for me when I need you and you leave me feeling so satisfied.
With love,
Amanda.
Well, hello, Fat Bottom Bakery! Very nice to meet you and your vegan pride cupcakes. We should spend some quality time together.
I need to unbutton my pants now.
I promise
I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more. I promise to write more.
Hunk of the Day
Heeeeere’s Jack White!!
I might be the only one who finds him Smokin’ Creepy Hot, but I am okay with that.