Want a slice of pa-pa-pa-pizza?
1. Wake up in a state
2. Take a coldish shower
3. Put on pretty dress
4. Walk to BART
5. Get on plane
6. Arrive in Chicago
7. Dry hump my dear friend Nan and
BLISS ensues!
We had our minds set
I always think about punishment. Why people do it and how it is that we gain satisfaction from it when it clearly doesn’t work. I am often silently punished for my lifestyle decisions or apparent flaws. So much that when I am rewarded for being who I am, I come to tears. I can’t wait until this welling up phase spills over and dries up.
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And bend
It is smokin’ hot outside. And I’m all sticky. I will cherish this moment. Who knows when San Francisco will be this way again.
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You’re never happy
I just drank a lot of Strongbow and want to bring up the fact that I’ve started losing at Scrabble. What’s wrong with me? I used to dominate. Why, Lord, Allah, Jebus, Why? I come up with good words like “bigot” and “pubes” – why are you punishing me? I was just wondering. Thanks for your time.
Amanda