Bad Boys, Bad Boys
My friend and I were leaving Edinburgh Castle the other night and some cops drove by slowly and the one in the passenger seat gave us some dirty eyes and the one driving did a gesture like this:
[disclaimer: I do not know who these people are, but this was the closest thing I could find on my google image search since I don't know the name of the aforementioned gesture]

I feel very safe and protected by San Francisco’s law enforcement now.
We’re Just Friends
Jeannie Pie and her new best friend and neighbor, Tlaloc.


Noggin time
It’s another lazy Sunday, made even lazier due to the pouring rain outside. Therefore, I have been thinking. And all of this thinking has led me to believe it is time to try to be vegan again! Yipppeeeeee!!! Last time was the longest I lasted and I felt so good. And I’m going to keep trying. Feeling really good feels really good.
Vegansaurus is a true inspiration, along with the valuable information I found on that site letting me in on the coolest iPhone application ever – vegan yum yum. Here is part of the description they gave:
The Vegan Yum Yum iPhone application is pretty much all that and a bag of frito lay chips (they’re vegan!). You can search by ingredients and then it shows you recipes that include the ingredient you searched for. Then you pick one that sounds good to you. When you’re on the actual recipe page, it gives a check off list of all the ingredients you need so that you can easily make a shopping list. Then it runs down the recipes in quick, easy to follow instructions.
I can’t wait to try it out!
Cancer
That’s my sign. I found some cheeky pint glass with my horoscope profile on it and it is mean, but so true.
If your friends are all taller than you, it’s because they’re always tiptoeing when you’re around. You’re delicate, sensitive, and one sad movie away from total annihilation. All that feeling makes you a great confidant and people trust you with their secrets. They also trust you to do their homework, chores, etc. So remember when you fill up this pint, fill everyone else’s first. And don’t forget to bring the chips.
Like I said – so mean! But so true.
I hope to visit this new little (or rather large) indoor Italian marketplace that has replaced a dusty grocery store in North Beach after the library today. Or hopefully this new little French dessert place in the “theater” district.
Saturdays are my favorite.
Keep out of reach of children
I’m pretty sure I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. At least I think so, according to my very reliable sources (the internets).
Anyway, my boss sent me this and it is my favorite video EVER.
ProcrastiNation
There are so many things I need to do today. There are so many things I want to do today. So why is it that I can’t stop watching Sarah Morrison’s youtube videos? I like them, yes. But I need to be doing things. I’m even drinking a gigantic Red Bull (things are that desperate) that has taken me like two hours to get through.
It is kind of like when you have to write a paper on something that you aren’t really interested in for some required class, so you decide to clean out your desk and organize your paperclips by color and size. You suddenly research everything you’ve always wanted to know about everything except the topic you should be researching. You write letters and make collages out of all of your old magazines (which you have just organized by date). You stay up until five in the morning just doing things, including 100 of each variation of crunches and leg lifts on each side, before you finally settle down and force yourself to write the paper. You get through it and it barely makes sense and you fall asleep in an awkward position. You can’t wake up in the morning for class to turn in your paper, so your paper ends up being late.
That is what is going on right now.
p.s. I don’t want to drink alcohol anymore. I’m bored with it. Disgusted by it. My body really doesn’t like it. I don’t want to be one of those people who will make a dramatic statement about quitting something, then will be spotted a month later doing the thing they quit, then they make another dramatic statement about how they have quit again – dirty, wash, rinse, repeat.
Although I will never quit trying to be vegan. Really.
But alcohol – YOU SUCK!!
